FIVE WORTHLESS SKATEBOARD PRODUCTS

James Lee | May 31, 2011

WHEELBONE
How can we make some money off the popularity of skateboarding?
Well we could invent thing rubbery dildo thing that you put over your board that stops the wheels from working,
adds some weight and gets in the way of fliptricks and grinds.
But that doesn’t seem like it would help people at all…..
Exactly.

STREET PADDLE
Worthless.

SKYHOOKS
You hope the people that buy this realize what dumbasses they are when they frantically try to get their feet out of the straps going 50 down the highway. Whoops!

SKATEBRAKE
I’ve seen mangled pipe cleaner art projects that look better than this.

MAGNET SKATEBOARD
180.180.180.360.360.180.180. YAY!

Posted In: ARTICLES | Tagged: gimmicks, magnet, paddle, products, skate, Skateboards, skatebrake, skyhook, street, wheelbone | 3 comments

Comments

holycrail:

May 31, 2011 at 12:46

http://youtu.be/64X-LycvfCg
- admin:
  
  May 31, 2011 at 14:05
  
  “I had heard these rumors, you know way on the underground, about people using magnets, just to get that extra edge”
Mike:

May 2, 2013 at 16:08

Seen one of these kooks in Phoenix a while back. Face palm city…