5 WORTHLESS SKATEBOARD PRODUCTS

May 31, 2011/ James Lee/ ARTICLES/ Comments: 12

1. WHEELBONE

How can we make some money off the popularity of skateboarding?
Well we could invent thing rubbery dildo thing that you put over your board that stops the wheels from working,
adds some weight and gets in the way of fliptricks and grinds.
But that doesn’t seem like it would help people at all…..
Exactly.

2. STREET PADDLE

Worthless.

3. SKYHOOKS

You hope the people that buy this realize what dumbasses they are when they frantically try to get their feet out of the straps going 50 down the highway. Whoops!

4. SKATEBRAKE

I’ve seen mangled pipe cleaner art projects that look better than this.

5. MAGNET SKATEBOARD

180.180.180.360.360.180.180. YAY!


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  1. travis

    September 15, 2020 7:06 am

    Skatebrake ad was filmed in VX. Choice

  2. M.Kamran

    June 14, 2021 10:22 am

    Your post is very informative and it saves me time from these worthless activities. I like skating and whenever I don’t do skating then I do web designing and whenever I stuck in any line problem I usually take help from Best Wedding Websites and they help me to get out of this problem.

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