5 WORTHLESS SKATEBOARD PRODUCTS

May 31, 2011/ / ARTICLES/ Comments: 15

1. WHEELBONE

How can we make some money off the popularity of skateboarding?
Well we could invent thing rubbery dildo thing that you put over your board that stops the wheels from working,
adds some weight and gets in the way of fliptricks and grinds.
But that doesn’t seem like it would help people at all…..
Exactly.

2. STREET PADDLE

Worthless.

3. SKYHOOKS

You hope the people that buy this realize what dumbasses they are when they frantically try to get their feet out of the straps going 50 down the highway. Whoops!

4. SKATEBRAKE

I’ve seen mangled pipe cleaner art projects that look better than this.

5. MAGNET SKATEBOARD

180.180.180.360.360.180.180. YAY!


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  1. travis

    September 15, 2020 7:06 am

    Skatebrake ad was filmed in VX. Choice

  2. M.Kamran

    June 14, 2021 10:22 am

    Your post is very informative and it saves me time from these worthless activities. I like skating and whenever I don’t do skating then I do web designing and whenever I stuck in any line problem I usually take help from Best Wedding Websites and they help me to get out of this problem.

  3. JD Amlin

    March 26, 2022 3:34 am

    I don’t know bro. You come off as a bitter soul having sky hooks on the list. I figure you were running a tad bit low on content and we’re tracing out in desperation. Useless? Come on! Lol! Can you do that stuff on longboards without them? Not really. They were fun back in the 80’s and they look even more fun on long boards now. So smoke a bowl and relax bro! Also to the ones screaming KOOK! in the comment section here. In my 50 years watching the skate community evolve those guys doing all the screaming has traditionally been ignorantly and subconsciously self projecting. Trying hard to be a part of by insulting others. So chill . You make yourself look worse than anyone you’ve insulted. If you have the capacity to be honest with yourself then realize that we were all kooks at one point. And you still are. Everyone is when they are learning. Let me ask this to the people that like to do that. What have you brought to the community besides insults and negativity? Most likely not a damn thing.

    • JD Amlin

      March 26, 2022 3:37 am

      And one more thing. Lol they are hooks not straps. Dough! More proof you don’t even know what you’re talking about. And no I’m not a part of that company I don’t know anybody that owns or works for that company either. I’m just calling it like it is so deal with it.

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