Welp, it seems 2023 is about to go get milk from the store or whatever dads say before running off with a stripper. While we’ll never see it again, at least we can always look back at the memories, like creating a fan club for back smith baddie Nick Matthews or challenging people to the unassuming LES light pole.
Before we forget everything that happened (which we will) let’s look back at some of the highs and lows of 2023. It’s one of our favorite times of the year, and as that one magazine picks out their “fan-voted” ripper of the year we take pride in shining light on moments that would otherwise be lost forever.
Without further ado, we bring you Jenkem’s 2023 Superlatives. The cash grabs are just as nutty as last year and the beefs are soft as a newborns bum. We hope you enjoy reminiscing as much as we do.
Previous Winners: 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022.
CASH GRAB
Polo Ralph Lauren x Element Skateboards
SOFTEST BEEF
Huf Vs. American Pie Guy
MOST FERTILE
Tom Knox
PRICIEST POP
Tyshawn Ferrari Ollie
THE SPIKE JONZE AWARD
Grant Yansura
BIGGEST BLUFF
BOMBOCLAAT
Dashawn Jordan “Too Many”
WE’RE GONNA NEED SOME ID
MOST MARKETABLE
Beatrice Domond
HOPEFULLY JUST A PHASE
Ginwoo Onodera
IT’S NOT A PHASE
Burberry Erry
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December 19, 2023 2:59 pm
Ginwoo is Forever. Smh
December 20, 2023 12:08 pm
I think they were just talking about his lil kid clothing style lol
December 20, 2023 8:17 pm
Don’t forget that front foot. Atrocious…
December 19, 2023 4:00 pm
How did I miss the American Pie guy thing?
December 22, 2023 12:15 am
huf vid. They like bumped his car or something and he like yells at em
December 19, 2023 5:13 pm
Don’t front, if Polo wanted to do a collab with Jenkem, you guys would have these hats for sale pronto!
FRONT SALAD
BACK SALAD
POPPED COLLAR
December 22, 2023 12:13 am
Gin woo will enlarge and rule this Crete wasteland…..you all just wait
Then he’s gunna be Japanese jah and he will consume all
Also yall see my chin beard. Shoulda won an award for that.