JENKEM PRESENTS: THE 4TH ANNUAL SKATEBOARDING SUPERLATIVES

To make ourselves laugh, and to give you a distraction from your family holiday Zoom call, we took the piss out year-end lists and decided to goof on a few friends and skaters for this year’s superlatives.

We thought long and hard about who to shame, celebrate, and reprimand, and we just hope we didn’t leave anyone out.

You might not agree or maybe even understand some of these awards, but as long as you get a laugh and prepare for another embarrassing year, then we’ve done our job! And don’t forget, if you’re mentioned on this list and you find yourself getting really angry, you might be taking this whole thing too seriously.

Previous Winners: 2017, 2018, 2019.

Best Cosplay

Elijah Berle

Worst Filmer

Travis Scott

Least Vaccinated

Joslin

GOOD LUCK

Cariuma

Best Flick

Alexis Sablone

Worst Skate Sesh Snack

Supreme Oreos

Biggest glow up

Brandon Turner

This was pretty good

WKND’s Tom K Video

Straight to Kohl’s

DC x ACDC

Words: James Lee
Illustration by: Michael Giurato
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lucas logan
December 28, 2020 7:19 pm

Alexis has the best flick !

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- the creep
  December 29, 2020 2:25 am
  
  no she doesn’t and we all know it
  
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  - Henry
    December 29, 2020 3:00 pm
    
    I mean, it’s pretty good…
  - kickflip polis
    January 12, 2021 5:00 am
    
    weesht min stop being moaning hers is better than yours, yi fud
Gilley
December 29, 2020 8:24 am

Alexis has the best flick!

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Another person aggreeing with the first person
December 29, 2020 11:39 am

Alexis = Best Flick

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kind of, not really
December 29, 2020 12:27 pm

yes, and no

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- zxfghjkl;
  January 12, 2021 11:40 am
  
  this mf spittin
  
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