Something arbitrary done repeatedly makes it a tradition, and traditions have meaning.
So in the interest of cooking up a chuckle at the end of the year and rewarding the kind of inane, dangerous, and embarrassing behavior we always want to see more of, we’re continuing our Skateboarding Superlatives for another year. (Feel free to spam yourself with year one and two here).
We thought long and hard about who to shame, celebrate, and reprimand, and we just hope we didn’t leave anyone out.
You might not agree or maybe even understand some of these awards (Ishod, your “2017 Hardest Nipples” trophy is still at the office), but all that matters is the slate is clean and ready to be debased again next year. Cheerio!
Best Personality Substitution
The Penetration Cruiser
Most Likely to get lost at a gas station
Most likely to end up in white collar prison
“You’ll never be responsible with a lot, if you aren’t responsible with little.”
Learn as much as you can about about money when you don’t have it, so when you do have it, you know what to do! .
Prepare to succeed.
THE TIME IS NOW
@communecapital @stevenkarkenny pic.twitter.com/iWpABDsCZ8
— Mikey Taylor (@Mikey_Tay1or) March 15, 2019
December 31, 2019 1:07 pm
Well that was shit.
December 31, 2019 2:12 pm
I demand a cell recount.
December 31, 2019 5:19 pm
What the hell sorta last minute job is this?
December 31, 2019 5:30 pm
White collar jail was perfect