A couple months ago, while scrolling through the depressing wasteland that is Instagram, we came across a kid with a massive Monster Energy® logo tatted right in the middle of his chest. We had no idea if the 1×1 ft. toxic-green “M” tattoo was part of some new viral challenge, or if this kid was genuinely a fan of the heinous logo. He even went to Nyjah’s birthday party (on the condition that he remain shirtless the whole night), and supposedly made a deal with some Monster® reps there.
Eventually we said fuck it and when we were out in LA last week, we met up to learn more. What we found was a true Monster® monster.
Monster Kid® is 110% committed to the green stuff. He fell in love with Monster® at first sip, and he’s since dedicated his life to being the first kid to go pro exclusively for Monster®.
He doesn’t have a job, he doesn’t skate street, and he doesn’t care if he has a heart attack before he turns 25. Monster® or die, pretty much.
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January 10, 2019 8:29 pm
Why would monster sponsor him? So he will be given free drinks? They know better than to lose a paying customer. And he is already a billboard for them too. The way I see it, the kid that any company should sponsor is the one who isn’t already addicted to their product.
January 10, 2019 11:47 pm
“I drink this one every night”
January 11, 2019 7:52 am
Diabetes coming soon…están locos estos gringos culiaos
January 11, 2019 8:28 am
Lifegoals: Short and dumb