A couple months ago, while scrolling through the depressing wasteland that is Instagram, we came across a kid with a massive Monster Energy® logo tatted right in the middle of his chest. We had no idea if the 1×1 ft. toxic-green “M” tattoo was part of some new viral challenge, or if this kid was genuinely a fan of the heinous logo. He even went to Nyjah’s birthday party (on the condition that he remain shirtless the whole night), and supposedly made a deal with some Monster® reps there.
Eventually we said fuck it and when we were out in LA last week, we met up to learn more. What we found was a true Monster® monster.
Monster Kid® is 110% committed to the green stuff. He fell in love with Monster® at first sip, and he’s since dedicated his life to being the first kid to go pro exclusively for Monster®.
He doesn’t have a job, he doesn’t skate street, and he doesn’t care if he has a heart attack before he turns 25. Monster® or die, pretty much.
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January 10, 2019 1:16 pm
If this man doesn’t get sponsored.. there is no hope in the world
January 10, 2019 2:38 pm
I have two eyes and I can see, what this monkey in front of me? :O
January 10, 2019 1:17 pm
Only in USA ladies and Gentleman
February 2, 2019 5:15 pm
There is a dude with porn site logos tattooed all over him . I wanna say he’s from Russia. Not for sure. I don’t feel like googling on a lame subject .
January 10, 2019 6:16 pm
If this kid loves Monster this much, just wait until he tries crystal meth.
January 21, 2019 8:18 pm
heheheh
February 2, 2019 5:16 pm
Literally what I just said to my girl ! Lol
January 10, 2019 8:28 pm
The boy is filled with electrolytes. The thing that plants crave.
January 14, 2019 4:49 am
He need some water, like from the toilet