A couple months ago, while scrolling through the depressing wasteland that is Instagram, we came across a kid with a massive Monster Energy® logo tatted right in the middle of his chest. We had no idea if the 1×1 ft. toxic-green “M” tattoo was part of some new viral challenge, or if this kid was genuinely a fan of the heinous logo. He even went to Nyjah’s birthday party (on the condition that he remain shirtless the whole night), and supposedly made a deal with some Monster® reps there.
Eventually we said fuck it and when we were out in LA last week, we met up to learn more. What we found was a true Monster® monster.
Monster Kid® is 110% committed to the green stuff. He fell in love with Monster® at first sip, and he’s since dedicated his life to being the first kid to go pro exclusively for Monster®.
He doesn’t have a job, he doesn’t skate street, and he doesn’t care if he has a heart attack before he turns 25. Monster® or die, pretty much.
Related Posts
-
JENK TV: A PERUVIAN FOOD TOUR IN NYC WITH DANNY FALLA
We took a trip around the city hunting for the best Peruvian food we could find.
-
PREMIERE: JEREMY PONCE’S “KOOKS” PART
This part is kinda like that one chick who, even though she doesn’t have the biggest tits or the phatest ass, still makes your loins tingle like no one else.
-
WATCH AUSTIN BRISTOW’S PROPER BRITISH VIDEO “PORTIONS”
22 minutes of all the best British skaters that every suburban kid dreams of skating like.
-
10 HOURS OF WALKING IN TORONTO AS A SKATEBOARDER
Disgusting, unacceptable behavior, It's sickening the way skateboarders are treated in this world. Lets put an end to this abuse.
-
“PARTS” WITH LUCAS PUIG
We hit up France's smoothest export to see what he's watching when he isn't surfing, parenting, or synchronized skating with planes.
-
WATCH “GRACE” A PROPER EAST COAST VIDEO OUT OF BOSTON
This Boston video has pretty much everything you'd want from an independent video. Even a New Yorker can't hate on it.
-
“DATE A SK8ER” – HAYLEY & CHRIS
Witness the harsh reality of dating all from the comfort of your mattress.
-
DAY OFF: TRAVIS GLOVER, ZEKE LOGAN AND MORE…
One minute of damn good skateboarding from the likes of Travis Glover, Zeke Logan and others.
January 10, 2019 1:16 pm
If this man doesn’t get sponsored.. there is no hope in the world
January 10, 2019 2:38 pm
I have two eyes and I can see, what this monkey in front of me? :O
January 10, 2019 1:17 pm
Only in USA ladies and Gentleman
February 2, 2019 5:15 pm
There is a dude with porn site logos tattooed all over him . I wanna say he’s from Russia. Not for sure. I don’t feel like googling on a lame subject .
January 10, 2019 6:16 pm
If this kid loves Monster this much, just wait until he tries crystal meth.
January 21, 2019 8:18 pm
heheheh
February 2, 2019 5:16 pm
Literally what I just said to my girl ! Lol
January 10, 2019 8:28 pm
The boy is filled with electrolytes. The thing that plants crave.
January 14, 2019 4:49 am
He need some water, like from the toilet