Year-end compilation lists are an arbitrary ritual usually reserved for lesser publications. However, we felt skateboarding had a hell of a year this year.
In 2017, Bam Margera came back, Instagram made skateboarding more random and critical than ever, and if the never-ending evolution of tricks became too much for you, we remembered you can choose not to skate, whenever you want. We want to celebrate and ridicule these inane accomplishments in the bestest, most over the toppest way possible. So we present to you, Jenkem’s definitive list of 2017 superlatives.
Biggest Loss
Bam’s weight
Instagram of the year (IOTY)
Osiris
Softest Beef
Andy Roy vs Steve “Birdo” Guisinger
Worst Trend
Doing tricks “late”
Barely Making It
Sinner
Hardest Nipples
Ishod Wair
Wettest Kickflip
Christian Maalouf
Sluttiest Sponsor
Nike
Most Teeth
Jamie Foy
Most Memorable Hill Bomb
Jake Phelps
Biggest Come Up
Women in skateboarding
The Shop
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December 29, 2017 6:42 pm
fuck nike
December 29, 2017 6:53 pm
Biggest loss shoulda been Tiago in the DIME S.K.A.T.E lol
December 30, 2017 11:22 am
Funny ass shit as always
December 30, 2017 12:04 pm
mosdef on that wettest kickflip