
Year-end compilation lists are an arbitrary ritual usually reserved for lesser publications. However, we felt skateboarding had a hell of a year this year.
In 2017, Bam Margera came back, Instagram made skateboarding more random and critical than ever, and if the never-ending evolution of tricks became too much for you, we remembered you can choose not to skate, whenever you want. We want to celebrate and ridicule these inane accomplishments in the bestest, most over the toppest way possible. So we present to you, Jenkem’s definitive list of 2017 superlatives.

Biggest Loss
Bam’s weight


Instagram of the year (IOTY)
Osiris


Softest Beef
Andy Roy vs Steve “Birdo” Guisinger


Worst Trend
Doing tricks “late”


Barely Making It
Sinner

Hardest Nipples
Ishod Wair


Wettest Kickflip
Christian Maalouf


Sluttiest Sponsor
Nike


Most Teeth
Jamie Foy


Most Memorable Hill Bomb
Jake Phelps


Biggest Come Up
Women in skateboarding

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December 29, 2017 6:42 pm
fuck nike
December 29, 2017 6:53 pm
Biggest loss shoulda been Tiago in the DIME S.K.A.T.E lol
December 30, 2017 11:22 am
Funny ass shit as always
December 30, 2017 12:04 pm
mosdef on that wettest kickflip