Year-end compilation lists are an arbitrary ritual usually reserved for lesser publications. However, we felt skateboarding had a hell of a year this year.
In 2017, Bam Margera came back, Instagram made skateboarding more random and critical than ever, and if the never-ending evolution of tricks became too much for you, we remembered you can choose not to skate, whenever you want. We want to celebrate and ridicule these inane accomplishments in the bestest, most over the toppest way possible. So we present to you, Jenkem’s definitive list of 2017 superlatives.
Biggest Loss
Bam’s weight
Instagram of the year (IOTY)
Osiris

Softest Beef
Andy Roy vs Steve “Birdo” Guisinger
Worst Trend
Doing tricks “late”

Barely Making It
Sinner

Hardest Nipples
Ishod Wair
Wettest Kickflip
Christian Maalouf

Sluttiest Sponsor
Nike
Most Teeth
Jamie Foy
Most Memorable Hill Bomb
Jake Phelps

Biggest Come Up
Women in skateboarding
December 30, 2017 10:40 pm
Birdo soft as fuck lol
January 3, 2018 12:10 pm
My lifetime dream is to bitch slap Andy Roy while doing a super late bs flip.