For being as creative and out of the box as skaters like to say they are, skateboard videos are still pretty formulaic these days. If you’re making a video, feel free to print this one out to remind yourself what clichés have already been jammed down our throats for the last 10 years.
1. Fuck cops / fighting security montage: We get it. Skateboarding is illegal and pretty badass and we are totally not criminals yo. But for the love of god, how many times must we watch some 17 year old “stick it to the man” and argue with some out of shape mall cop.
2. Shotgunning beers: It doesn’t make you cool and any frat boy piece of shit can do it better than you.
3. Stress montage / Freakouts: I’m having a small freakout montage just thinking about how many times I’ve sat through these freakout montages. Who knew that Kerry Getz would inspire legions of white suburban kids to act like a bunch of whiny annoying babies in public.
4. Film burn effect: This used to be THE go-to effect for your skate video. If you ever needed a little “artsy flair” or some filler at the end of a part, this was the default. I think people started to realize how ridiculous it was and settled down a bit, but there’s always a chance it could come back and rear its ugly head.
5. High 5’s / cheering: I know this might be a good way to humanize your skateboarders and totally show their personality but I think Pretty Sweet had enough of both of these for everyone else to just stop doing them all together.
6. Go Pro angle: This one hasn’t been done to death yet, but it’s coming soon. Just you wait. It’s already been used in the last Transworld video and Bam has already done promotion for them- Which means HIM & CKY fans will be putting on eyeliner and abusing themselves with it in their videos accordingly.
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January 28, 2013 9:45 pm
MIDDLE FINGERS ARE THE NEW WEED LEAVES. SO COOL YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK ENOUGH TO TELL US ALL HOW MUCH YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK. OH SWEET YOU SMOKE WEED? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE.
January 29, 2013 12:23 am
hah no cheering from the homies?!? yeah lets not show any one having fun. This is the reason people are bummed on Corps in skating, because “they do not want to show fun” but now the 6th grader who wrote this says its “uncool” to show fun. hahahahahah awesomeness!!!!!! i can write better articles(even though a list is not considered an article) than this bull shit.
January 29, 2013 3:05 am
these are all spot on
January 31, 2013 9:14 am
How about that bullshit with the camera man’s hand in front of the camera after a big bangin trick?
February 20, 2013 11:12 pm
That’s to mark the footage. Makes it easy to find the trick when capturing the tape.