January 22, 2013/ / ARTICLES/ Comments: 65

For being as creative and out of the box as skaters like to say they are, skateboard videos are still pretty formulaic these days. If you’re making a video, feel free to print this one out to remind yourself what clichés have already been jammed down our throats for the last 10 years.

1. Fuck cops / fighting security montage: We get it. Skateboarding is illegal and pretty badass and we are totally not criminals yo. But for the love of god, how many times must we watch some 17 year old “stick it to the man” and argue with some out of shape mall cop.

2. Shotgunning beers: It doesn’t make you cool and any frat boy piece of shit can do it better than you.

3. Stress montage / Freakouts: I’m having a small freakout montage just thinking about how many times I’ve sat through these freakout montages. Who knew that Kerry Getz would inspire legions of white suburban kids to act like a bunch of whiny annoying babies in public.

4. Film burn effect: This used to be THE go-to effect for your skate video. If you ever needed a little “artsy flair” or some filler at the end of a part, this was the default. I think people started to realize how ridiculous it was and settled down a bit, but there’s always a chance it could come back and rear its ugly head.

5. High 5’s / cheering: I know this might be a good way to humanize your skateboarders and totally show their personality but I think Pretty Sweet had enough of both of these for everyone else to just stop doing them all together.

6. Go Pro angle: This one hasn’t been done to death yet, but it’s coming soon. Just you wait. It’s already been used in the last Transworld video and Bam has already done promotion for them- Which means HIM & CKY fans will be putting on eyeliner and abusing themselves with it in their videos accordingly.

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  1. word

    February 13, 2013 5:37 am

    lets make all skate videos how Jenkem says is cool. so they are all the same

  2. Tony

    February 14, 2013 2:59 pm

    I hate people who comment on shit but does this guy skate? Makes fun of pretty sweet, shot gunning, and is most definitely on the cops/securities dicks. If this James Lee made a skate video it would probably include some guy on guy action and tons of street grabs with all mumford and sons soundtrack. James Lee Suck a dick.

  3. brock savage

    February 26, 2013 7:41 am


  4. Jack

    March 8, 2013 8:52 pm

    This article was complete bullshit. Who cares? If I wanted to read something this “edgy” and “compelling” I could’ve gone to Reddit or even better…..HELLACLIPS. Please stop the hate within our small community and focus it on the outsiders like the kids who thought that Deadmau5 split with Linkin Park was a great idea for their RE-edit of Shecklers part from “Grind”

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