If you saw this video last weekend while watching the big names huck for money and Olympic dreams, you probably thought this was a leftover from the early-2000s, only it wasn’t. Yes, there really was a rap video about riding a skateboard, doing tricks, and competing or something.

Companies like Mountain Dew — who have tried their hand at content creation several times — have to know this doesn’t work, or at least have shown samples to a focus group who probably threw up. There will always be corny advertising from outsiders that utilize skateboarding, but why does it happen in actual skateboarding such as The Dew Tour? People who actually skate or have skated have to work in advertising, right?

Skating has been inserted into everything from Dunkaroos to cell phone commercials for decades and with the exception of Spike Jonze, the results are consistently cringe. But why?



Truth be told, I’ve written several listicles for Mountain Dew’s Green Label site in the past because I like money, I like writing about skateboarding, and if the piece is lame, that’s on me. I say this to give you a look behind the curtain.

Companies like Mountain Dew dew hire people from skateboarding but that doesn’t mean those people have the “final say.” You often get dealt a shit sandwich and have to try to season it to make it palatable.

I’ll give you an example. Your boss signed off on some mini-documentary about a whatever pro who’s “a legend in the making,” just because they’re one of the Energy Drink Riders®. In my case I’d give a hard pass but if you’re the Editor In Chief, you have to run this shit, so yeah, you try to do it the least shitty way possible.

The other major ways craptastic content is produced are through “influencers” and outside advertising agencies. Having years of experience working with both at various agencies, I’ll dive into the agency side first but both are absolutely ridiculous, antiquated, and inorganic.

Here’s exactly how it works: Take any legacy brand, chances are that their demographic is aging and they want to align themselves with Millennials, or Gen Z, or whatever based on some intel they get from the data and finance departments. They then do a study on what that “target” is into. And there it is – skateboarding – the golden goose.

The kids are into the fastest growing action sport in the world whose popularity was heightened by the pandemic and cool kiddos having more time to pursue their passions. These kids are tech-savvy, they transcend genre, they’re diverse, they’re urban, they’re fucking cool, and they all skateboard.

So when you know who you need to market to, the next step is to create a story, so they hire the yarn spinners known as advertising agency people, some of which “used to skate” or “have a kid who’s really into it!” These agencies are owned by people who love money but play hard to get with brands because they “value their integrity.” Guess what? They don’t at all, but it sounds cute.



These agencies sell the dream of creating content that is “authentic” and “organic” but there is literally not a brand on Earth that can’t be inserted into a skate story “authentically.” Skaters eat fast food, they buy pain killers, they stay in AirBnBs, they drive cars, they wear makeup and pants, and they buy them at Target, therefore, every brand and corporation has a “long-standing relationship with the skate community,” but they need the right agency to convey that very real and not-manufactured relationship.

Now to the meeting where the cringe is made. After the hellos, someone cool from the brand tells you how cool they are and then pulls up a presentation that is 27 slides too long, talking you through this story and how they need you to make a thing. The agency–who slyly stacked the meeting with a bunch of employees who look like the target demographic—then explains how they really “get it” and how they can tell this story. Then you have lunch, then you go expense a dinner, get drunk, lowkey admit it’s all stupid, and when the check clears, you make something shitty.

I know this because I’ve been in that room as “the skate guy” and later, had to look over work for egregious misappropriations of culture and errors. Sure, I can say “Oh man, no one would ever say or wear that” or “Hmmm, yeah, I don’t think people in skating respect that influencer,” but brands get crushes on what they perceive as cool and agencies have relationships, aka they get perks for using kooky people. Basically, it’s all rigged and stacked to ensure something not that great will be made, and that’s usually the outcome. It’s trash because it’s doomed from the start, and it’s easy to take a check and let it all slide.

As Tony Hawk has shown us, you can just lean into cash grabs and no one really cares because you’re still the Birdman. Tyshawn working with Warby Parker? Why not? The only thing you’re risking is your rep and more often than not, your fans understand capitalism and will give you a pass, plus celebrity is a hell of a drug.

Yes, there are people who work at agencies and brands who skated, care about skateboarding, and are trying to do the right thing, but there’s a really funny dynamic that is native to skateboarding. It’s so big and broad that everyone wants it, but when you speak up and say something isn’t authentic, the client will tell you that skating is actually too niche and you’re too on the inside to know what “real people,” aka consumers, really want.



And that is why Mountain Dew chose to use this big event before the Olympics to try to go hardbody NBA mode and give skateboarding a hype song, tapping a rapper that doesn’t skate and nobody knows to write corny lines about what it takes to be a skater and “make it.” Now it’s just the latest example of marketing teams who are responsible for sportifying skating failing to reach their audience.

It mostly misses the mark because as skaters, we aren’t really watching the Dew Tour because we want to see someone “take it all.” We love watching amazing skateboarding regardless of the context. The competition is purely the medium, but MK Asante is rapping about it as if he got an email with bullet points of “things skaters think of whilst ripping.”

So what could the marketing team have done instead? Certainly not have Asante drop lines like, “Got ollies with more pop than Game Stop.” For starters, they could have done some basic digging into acts skaters already actually like, and maybe picked someone that resonates within our circles on an organic level.

When you elevate something that’s already there and real, that’s when it feels like you’re actually giving back. And even if it ends up being a bit corny (which it almost inevitably will), you and everyone involved will probably get a pass for the decent attempt anyway.

Comments

  1. Narc Suciu

    June 7, 2021 2:26 pm

    That fucking Nissan Frontier was great.

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  2. Jimmy Adfuck

    June 7, 2021 2:41 pm

    1) Any song about skating will fucking suck. There’s never been a good one, and there never will be a good one.
    2) I work in advertising, and the important thing to remember is that the final sign off always comes from the client. They are the endgate that every single thing needs to pass through. You could have the most legit team of writers, art directors and creative directors, who grew up skating their whole lives…but if the client doesn’t like it, it’s gone. Good teams will push back against dumb client shit, but that only goes so far, and realistically…they are the customer and the customer is always right. The worst part about these shitty ass brand managers, is they want to feel like they contributed (thus justifying their gigantic salaries), so they try and touch every aspect of projects, so it feels like their own. They are too dumb to realize that they are out of their league, and everyone at the agency is afraid of losing them as a client, so they don’t push back. Shitty creative goes out into the world, everyone gets paid…and we all move onto the next pile of shit. Fuck us!

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  3. Todd

    June 7, 2021 2:43 pm

    Another great article, thanks for the insight. I saw that shit live and wanted to off myself man… lmfao

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  4. skatebeer

    June 7, 2021 2:52 pm

    Besides the Spike/Gonz commercial (which had no skating, but somehow still worked), are there any other examples of times that the marketing machine didn’t completely blow it? Maybe that’s the key…use skateboarding in the most un-obvious way. Play to the consumers’ intelligence, not their ignorance. Authenticity can be recognized and achieved if it doesn’t try so hard to shuv-it(self) down your throat (pun intended).

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    • Peter

      June 7, 2021 4:47 pm

      Nike

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    • Jimmy Adfuck

      June 8, 2021 11:00 am

      There’s a couple old Nike spots that were really good. Google “1998 Nike skateboarding commercial” and you’ll find them. They’re really funny

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