JENKEM PRESENTS: THE 1ST ANNUAL SKATEBOARDING SUPERLATIVES

December 29, 2017/ / ARTICLES/ Comments: 16

Year-end compilation lists are an arbitrary ritual usually reserved for lesser publications. However, we felt skateboarding had a hell of a year this year.

In 2017, Bam Margera came back, Instagram made skateboarding more random and critical than ever, and if the never-ending evolution of tricks became too much for you, we remembered you can choose not to skate, whenever you want. We want to celebrate and ridicule these inane accomplishments in the bestest, most over the toppest way possible. So we present to you, Jenkem’s definitive list of 2017 superlatives.


Biggest Loss

Bam’s weight

Instagram of the year (IOTY)

Osiris


Softest Beef

Andy Roy vs Steve “Birdo” Guisinger

Worst Trend

Doing tricks “late”

Barely Making It

Sinner


Hardest Nipples

Ishod Wair

Wettest Kickflip

Christian Maalouf

Sluttiest Sponsor

Nike

Most Teeth

Jamie Foy

Most Memorable Hill Bomb

Jake Phelps

Biggest Come Up

Women in skateboarding

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Comments

  1. fuck nike

    December 29, 2017 6:42 pm

    fuck nike

  2. Dave From Texas

    December 29, 2017 6:53 pm

    Biggest loss shoulda been Tiago in the DIME S.K.A.T.E lol

  3. Micro_penis

    December 30, 2017 11:22 am

    Funny ass shit as always

  4. lig-B

    December 30, 2017 12:04 pm

    mosdef on that wettest kickflip

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