December 31, 2019/ / ARTICLES/ Comments: 8

Something arbitrary done repeatedly makes it a tradition, and traditions have meaning.

So in the interest of cooking up a chuckle at the end of the year and rewarding the kind of inane, dangerous, and embarrassing behavior we always want to see more of, we’re continuing our Skateboarding Superlatives for another year. (Feel free to spam yourself with year one and two here).

We thought long and hard about who to shame, celebrate, and reprimand, and we just hope we didn’t leave anyone out.

You might not agree or maybe even understand some of these awards (Ishod, your “2017 Hardest Nipples” trophy is still at the office), but all that matters is the slate is clean and ready to be debased again next year. Cheerio!

Biggest Tease

Mark Suciu

Best Personality Substitution

Cali Sober

Best doubles

The Penetration Cruiser

Most Likely to get lost at a gas station

Kevin Bradley

Most likely to end up in white collar prison

Mikey Taylor

Biggest Cans


Longest Belt

Sammy Baca

Youngest youth

Rayssa Leal

Most Cells


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  1. Not Mikey

    January 1, 2020 12:04 pm

    I love the art

  2. Nope.

    January 5, 2020 3:13 pm

    Should have just stayed hungover from New year’s for a bit longer… This was scraping the barrel.

  3. therealstreetpirate

    January 6, 2020 6:14 am

    Yea this shit could of bein way funnier fuck all

  4. therealstreetpirate

    January 6, 2020 6:15 am

    And P rod is a fucking werido #onlyinskateboarding

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