If you’ve ever walked into any sketchy convenience store, you’ve probably noticed the weird pills near the counter promising “extended performance” and “more stamina”.
It doesn’t take a genius to realize these tag lines are talking about dicks and boners, but we had a dumb thought: what if these “performance enhancers” helped out in other areas of life, i.e. skateboarding? Does skating with a half chub make landing tricks easier, or does the added horniness make the process more frustrating than it already is?
To test our theory, we had our friend Dick Man aka Mike Prevoo stop by his local liquor store and pick up a pill to feel the effects. Although the experiment was technically failed (he never got a full on boner), he did get some solid skate tricks and admitted later that he had a stomach ache for like a week. For that alone, we felt compelled to release the edit and give props where they are due.
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July 5, 2017 5:59 pm
So this is posted on “Pornhub Gay” apparently which brought up a lot of gnarly thumbnails and even a pop up window that I would normally not like to see. Thanks, Jenkem!
July 6, 2017 12:12 am
I dont like it.
July 6, 2017 3:41 am
I always watch skate videos on pornhub
July 6, 2017 5:12 am
you guys are the fucking best