At every Tampa Pro or Tampa AM, one moment always lives on longer than the beer-soaked weekend and contest results.
In the past we’ve been blessed with a filmer getting knocked out and Chad Fernandez and Billy Rohan practicing Tae Bo. This year, in addition to meeting the Almost Backflip Girl™, we were gifted a speech that some of us might call poetry, because it’s from the one and only King of the Lizards.
At one point during the weekend, Lizard King was called up on stage to receive some kind of award for promoting a CBD brand. But rather than just accept the award and move on, Lizard used the opportunity to share some heartfelt wisdom.
POTENT QUOTABLES:
— “I fucking hate my life and I love my fucking life.”
— “I will never quit and I will never fucking die.”
— “Don’t stop buying my shit because I don’t want to get a real job.”
It’s hard to remember any speech from another pro skater, but this longwinded one from Lizard King will keep us entertained for a while.
The Shop
Related Posts
-
GOOFING AROUND LA WITH LAKAI’S NEW PRODIGY, KYONOSUKE YAMASHITA
If you’ve been bragging about your flatground game to your friends be prepared to be humbled...
-
LOCALS: THE UPS DRIVER GIVING OUT FREE SKATEBOARDS
A devoted father, complete skate nerd, and Birdhouse megafan, he’s a staple of the community.
-
SHOP TALK AT PHARMACY BOARD SHOP IN HOLLYWOOD
Topics include: deck sizes, paying filmers, bad habits and dream filmers.
-
THE DIY ART GALLERY RUN OUT OF A BOX TRUCK, THIS IS U-HAUL GALLERY
Breaking down all barriers to entry, this gallery on wheels is bringing art back to the public.
-
PREMIERE: YARDSALE’S B-SIDES EDIT
British guys dodging sketchy characters and hitting sketchier spots.
-
ENJOY 6 MINUTES OF ANDREW REYNOLDS JUST HAVING FUN
An uninhibited and imperfect Reynolds is oddly inspiring and refreshing.
-
HUNTING DOWN A REMOTE QUARTERPIPE IN A SECLUDED DESERT TOWN
We heard stories of a quarterpipe in the post-apocalyptic desert town of Bombay Beach and went off to find it.
-
PREMIERE: RAVE SKATEBOARDS’ “153 RUE DU PALAIS GALLIEN”
Watch if you like weird ledge combos, super skinny spots, and finding innovative ways to skate dildos.
Comments
Popular
-
KEITH HUFNAGEL ON THE FUTURE OF HUF
We heard a rumor that HUF was going out of business, so we talked with boss man himself to find out.
-
AFTER MANY YEARS IN SKATE SHOE PURGATORY, DVS IS BACK. SHOULD YOU CARE?
A conversation with Lee Berman, a skater who spent over a decade building Converse CONS, about reinventing DVS Shoes.
-
PARADE WORLD IS RETHINKING THE WAY YOU BUY SKATE GOODS ONLINE
Now you can buy skate goods online and support a local shop at the same time.
-
GETTING KINKY WITH DANIEL VARGAS
Daniel Vargas' philosophy on whips, chains and getting choked out.
-
THE HISTORY OF SKATEBOARDING’S MOST TABOO TRICK: THE BENIHANA
If you’ve ever wondered how far back the anti-benihana sentiment stems, you’re not alone.
March 9, 2020 2:55 pm
Bahahaha! Genius!
March 9, 2020 10:57 pm
Bahahaha! Penius!
March 9, 2020 11:05 pm
Classic jenk
March 11, 2020 12:28 pm
Lizard should be called Daryl.