JENKEM PRESENTS: THE 2ND ANNUAL SKATEBOARDING SUPERLATIVES

December 31, 2018/ / ARTICLES, RANDOM CRAP/ Comments: 32

Year-end compilation lists may be arbitrary and overdone, but when they focus on making fun of people, they’re at least more entertaining than whatever “family outing” you’re being roped into for the holidays.

Also, 2018 was a banner year for skateboarding and like we did last year, we want to rehash all the dumb memories before we’re forced to forget them and move into the dystopian future.

In 2018 we saw:
ugly skate shoes become mainstream “rave” boots and boots become skate shoes
– blunts taken to new lengths and highs
El Toro get way more action than most millennials
– Tyshawn become the indisputable trash king
scooters clap back and booty cheeks get tapped

So to celebrate all this nonsense and more, we present Jenkem’s second annual list of skateboarding superlatives. Scroll on to enjoy or go straight to condemning us in the comments.


Cinematographer’s Award

The Tampa Filmer

Best Reissue

Andy Roy’s Teeth

Biggest Pants, Tiniest Hat

Gilbert Crockett


photo: thomas goldman

Most Concussed

Whiplash Baby


video: @sloppy_pippen

Oldest Man Yelling At Cloud

Bobby Puleo vs. Steve Brandi

Hottest Collab

P. Rod X Uber Eats

Who Pays For This Shit?

ETN

Most Canceled Legend

Jason Jessee

Don’t Mind If I Don’t Award

Thank You Skateboards

Worst Trend

Jenkem Tattoos


Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That

Torey Pudwill’s 80-foot Back Tail

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Comments

  1. Tyrone

    December 31, 2018 10:20 pm

    Puleo kinda has a point and didn’t jason Jesse say sorry?

    • emaN

      January 6, 2019 3:39 pm

      People are too sensitive these days, any kind of criticism towards a gay person is taken as homophobia even when it doesn’t concern their choice of sexual partner whatsoever.

    • asfas

      January 8, 2019 9:29 am

      Who buys Jason Jesse’s crap? Guy is obviously a nazi, it wasn’t something dumb he did, like it was with Reynolds and Duffel, he was a legit nazi all along.

  2. Jason Jesse

    January 1, 2019 12:37 am

    You guys are the kooks, I’m still a legend.

  3. edward sebastian clothing co. rip

    January 1, 2019 9:30 am

    holy-moly! – andy roy doesn’t even look like a pile anymore with them new toofs.

  4. Gentle Jones

    January 1, 2019 12:48 pm

    thank you for your service

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