Posts in ARTICLES
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INTRODUCING: THE ANTI-SNAKER
Are all the “good skaters” snaking you? Skating the obstacles any way they want, pushing you aside while you wait your turn.. to never come?
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5 TRICKS TO BEAT ANYONE IN S.K.A.T.E.
5 Tricks guaranteed to shut S.K.A.T.E. nerds down.
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STREET BUMS: DO AND DON’T
Do anything you want with your local hobo....except give them any money. Fuck that.
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INTRODUCING: SK8 CONTEST VISION GOGGLES
Tired of going to skate spots and not knowing what the winning skateboard tricks are? Want the fame, glory, and drink sponsorships?
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STREET KIDS ARE ASSHOLES
What happens when suburban white guys take tribal worship too far? Street kids. Who are street kids? They’re assholes.
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PLUS SIZE SKATEBOARDING
Bein' bigger is hard: you break more boards, you slam harder, and gettin laid can be a bitch
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PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER LOOKALIKES PT.3
Some more for the collection....
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THE JENKEM GUIDE TO BONER CONCEALMENT
Hide your boner with ease!
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PEOPLE THAT PISS ME OFF: THE “CONCERNED CITIZEN”
No booze in the park. No skating on sidewalks. No loud music. No late shows. No fun.
