You asked and we listened. We finally decided to stop blowing it and printed a fresh run of our beloved Front Blunt hat.
After our friend @Hosta_Mahogey managed to snap a flick of Owen Wilson in the OG edition, the joke finally came full circle. Once we threw the photo on social media, it sparked a fresh wave of interest, so we decided to fire up the embroidery machines one more time to get a new batch in the shop.
We switched it up and did two colorways this time – the classic black and a nice army green alternative for you workwear cosplayers. It’s the same design you know and love, but with a softer brim so you can use and abuse the hell out of this thing for longer. There’s some subtle Jenkem branding too, but only visible on the inside for that full “if you know, you know” vibe.
Pick it up now or forever hold your peace, because we’re not sure we can keep running this one back. We gotta think of something new eventually, right?
–> TAKE ME TO THE HATS <--
January 6, 2023 3:29 pm
Damn Australian time zone fucked me
January 6, 2023 5:22 pm
Who actually wants one of these? Seriously this is dumb.
January 6, 2023 7:43 pm
Only kooks with small pee pees don’t remember.
January 9, 2023 7:10 am
My memory is longer than my dick, what did you just say?
January 9, 2023 8:32 am
My memory is as long as my dick, what did you say again?
January 9, 2023 8:33 am
My memory is, wait what?
January 9, 2023 8:33 am
January 7, 2023 5:24 pm
I like the quote, but the hat is deflated, and lacking structure. It looks like someone wore it all summer and sweated in it, then threw it in their trunk where it got buried for months under a knapsack, boards, extra shoes and then was found and washed in the hopes of wearing it again.
January 7, 2023 7:06 pm
It’s only deflated and lacking structure in the pics. It’s the material. It’s lightweight and therefore appears a little sloppy. As soon as the hat is put onto someone’s head, it smooths right out and looks buttery. Granted, it also looks sloppy on Owen because he has it resting an inch above his ears lol. It looks like he was frozen in place and someone just rested that hat on his head and snapped the pic lol
Either way, they’re sold out! Great success!
January 9, 2023 6:10 pm
Okay, that makes sense. The pictures made the hats seem a bit too “shallow,” kinda the way 5-panel hats are.
January 8, 2023 6:14 am
Sold out already. Come the fuck on. Bullshit. Make fucking more.
January 8, 2023 10:37 am
Bruh, they only made 10 hats. Give them a break. The old lady down the street can only sew so fast!