October 5, 2020/ / VIDEOS/ Comments: 13

Welcome to the fifth episode of Jenk TV!

By now, you’ve probably seen the clip of Tony Hawk, doing a McTwist while holding a tall glass of milk – 2% judging by the liquid’s viscosity.

Where some viewers might have been impressed, I was offended. Sure the trick was cool, but did you see that weak-ass sip Tony took at the end? You can tell that, despite his long relationship with Big Dairy, the Birdman might only sip the creamy elixir to cash a check, not because he loves the drink.

Now, me? I’m a real milk lover. So rather than just complaining to Twitter about Tony’s little baby sip, I decided to take action and attempt to one-up the Birdman at his own challenge. Unfortunately for me, I can’t Mctwist, let alone get access to a half-pipe.

However, I can show the world what a real milk chug looks like, and, to make up the difference between mine and Tony’s trick, I decided to up the ante and down a nice, warm bottle of fresh, breast milk straight from some momma, not no cow.

If you’re trying to score some breast milk for yourself, hit me on the DMs and I could give you the name of my dealer.

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  1. FredGallsBalls

    October 7, 2020 11:55 am

    Clearly did missed Dr. Fauci’s press conference where he expressed concern over rise in tittie covid infections in young men under 30.

  2. Grommet

    October 12, 2020 4:27 pm

    People who can frontside nosegrind: Do you let the underneath of your nose touch the edge?

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