November 8, 2017/ / ARTICLES, RANDOM CRAP/ Comments: 16

We recently learned that Pornhub, the world’s stickiest website, opened a call to sponsor “extreme athletes.” This, of course, includes skateboarding, but is not limited to other useless activities like volcano surfing, biking, or anything likely to break your spine or rack your sack.

So what would a Pornhub skate sponsorship look like? Do you have to be a good lay or at least good with your hands? Is it as lucrative as a Nike deal, only with perkier perks? Curious to know more, we cold emailed Pornhub’s Vice President, Corey Price, to see what the bigwig could tell us about Pornhub sponsoring skateboarders. As a non-skater himself, Price’s skate lingo may be cringy at times, but we did our best to ignore it and find out what matters. Read our brief Q & A and submit your application here if you think you got what it takes to wear the orange and black.


Does Extreme Masturbation count as an extreme sport?
I don’t believe it’s officially recognized but I’d be lying if I said we didn’t think about proposing that as a new sport for the upcoming Olympics.

Is this contest part of a larger expansion for the Pornhub into skating?
This is part of an ongoing effort to diversify our brand and penetrate an assortment of verticals. Ultimately, while we want to always be known as the leading adult entertainment platform in the world, we also want people to recognize us for our endeavors outside of strictly adult entertainment. In the past, we’ve successfully involved ourselves in fashion, gaming, philanthropy, music and sexual education. We’re always on the lookout for our next venture, and encourage people to reach out to with any ideas they might have.

What will be involved in the sponsorship deal?
The team will be adorned in new Pornhub jerseys. We will also promote some of their videos via our social channels. Also, they’ll be able to tell everyone they are the only extreme sports team in the world to be sponsored by Pornhub.

Will skating naked or having a big penis or breasts help your chances of sponsorship?
Just shred some serious gnar. Skating naked will not improve your chances.

Will applicants have to send in a sex tape to demonstrate their stamina too?
Sex tapes are not required whatsoever. If they can shred some serious gnar, they probably have some sexual prowess in the bedroom too, right?

Will you provide the sponsorship recipients with sex toys or semen-based energy drinks to keep them fueled?
We hope that the team chosen by us runs off pure adrenaline, with a little bit of crazy mixed in.

Will Pornhub provide complimentary “massages” for the extreme athletes they sponsor?
We will not.

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  1. Guto

    November 8, 2017 8:32 pm

    No test drive with the actresses?! Sorry, no deal.

  2. Torey Three

    November 8, 2017 10:20 pm

    Sorry I’m late – I was shredding some serious gnar and lost track of time.


    November 8, 2017 11:24 pm

    lol he said penetrate

  4. J Money

    November 9, 2017 3:46 am

    Can’t wait for some skater to be banging his 18 year old gf and then her mom comes home and teaches him whats really good with a bs lip slide.

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