October 12, 2017/ / ARTICLES/ Comments: 56

Since the beginning of time, skateboarders have pondered one universal mystery: What makes you Goofy or Regular? Is it based on what hand you wipe your ass with? What leg you kick a ball with? How much milk you drank as a kid?

Rumor has it the term “goofy” itself comes from the 1937 Disney cartoon, “Hawaiian Holiday,” in which Goofy the dog surfs with his right paw forward, but it gives us no insight into what determines one’s stance.

Bi-stance-ual skaters like P. Rod tha God and Leandre Sanders, the Venice local who skates street regular but bowls goofy, have shown us that stance is something we can figure out, if only we try. So I put on my nerdiest glasses, dusted off my college diploma, and decided to see if I could crack the stance code.

(DISCLAIMER: Mongo pushers, being the black hole of wackiness that it is, could be neither tolerated by or included in this investigation. More importantly, I couldn’t find any mongo pushers to include in my studies.)

Does being right-handed or left-handed determine your skate stance?


Of the 4,000 skaters in the Skatepark of Tampa Database, about half are goofy (44%) and half are regular (56%). But this near equality between skate stances doesn’t align with statistics on handedness. According to Scientific American, 90% of people are right-handed.

I even conducted a *highly scientific* survey to examine the handedness link. After talking to six left-handed skaters about their stances, five said they were regular and one said he was goofy. So right-handed skaters aren’t always regular footed, and left-handed skaters aren’t always goofy footed. Myth busted, motherfuckers!

But if handedness has nothing to do with skate stance, and someone like Leandre can skate both goofy and regular, I wondered if stance might not even be a bodily predisposition. Thankfully, someone wrote a book on the topic. In Laterality: Exploring the Enigma of Left-Handedness, Dr. Clare Porac explains that most people use their right foot for action tasks, like kicking a ball, and their left foot for stability tasks, like standing on one leg. However, these categories are malleable.

Riverdancers, for instance, are required to stand on their left legs and kick with their right legs. It’s just part of the dance. But after enough time standing on their left feet, Riverdancers whose left feet are usually their “action” feet end up finding their “action” and “stability” feet becoming switched. Meaning if they used to kick a ball with their left foot and balance on their right foot, now they prefer to use their right foot to kick and their left to stand.

Could that mean something in our footedness holds the clue to our stance?

Does your “action” foot determine your stance?


In her book, Porac cites a common statistic that 85% of people have a right “action” foot. However, the method for testing a person’s “action” footedness doesn’t involve skating. The easiest test consists of kicking a soccer ball. So 85% of people might prefer to kick with their right foot, but, obviously, not 85% of skateboarders push regular (with their right foot).

Because I’m such a nerd I decided to conduct another *scientific* survey, this time about footedness. Of the 45 skaters who completed my survey, 44% of them said they were goofy footed. This was right in line with Skate Park of Tampa’s database numbers and demonstrated that a skater’s “action” foot isn’t always the same as his pushing foot.

So if your “action” foot doesn’t determine your stance, could your “stability” foot be responsible? Luckily I included that in my last *scientific* survey as well.

Does your “stability” foot determine your stance?

Most likely.

Of the 45 skaters in my survey, the regular footed ones said they always used their left feet for “stability” tasks, like balancing on one foot. Another test that determines which foot is your preferred “support foot” is thinking about which foot you use to support yourself on when getting up onto a table or stool. Most of the goofy footed skaters said they used their right feet for “stability” tasks, but a good number of them said they had no preference between their right or left feet for doing “stability” tasks.

These findings are far from conclusive, but they do suggest that the foot you prefer to stand on for support tasks will usually be your front foot on your board.

Where to go from here?

The two takeaways from my loosly “scientific” endeavors are:

1. As expected, stance is not based on random chance. There’s a reason we all feel a preference about our feet positioning the first time we jump on a board, and you should be able to figure out the origin of your stance by seeing which foot you’re more comfortable balancing on. Or you can apply the classic “push test” on your unsuspecting homies to figure out their stances.

2. Stance isn’t permanent. If you really want to change your stance from regular to goofy or from goofy to regular, or even be truly stanceless, you can. Just like the fucking Riverdancers, with equal and deliberate practice skating in both stances early on, you could become a stanceless anomaly like Leandre (and get co-oped by the Olympics).


  1. @swankdaddy_

    October 12, 2017 1:16 pm

    You guys are geniuses! How do you guys come up with these amazing topics?

  2. Science explained

    October 12, 2017 1:31 pm

    I thought it was based off of what buttcheek (left or right) you pick up when you fart while sitting down.

  3. Muiz Marzuki

    October 12, 2017 1:33 pm

    But most of the best pros are either Regular and right handed or Goofy lefthanded. Goofy left handed skaters like Grant Taylor, Ishod, Prod, Jon Dixon, Bledsoe, Lacey Baker to name a few. Right handed regular skaters are common but I noticed a few exceptions though. Koston, Dylan, Manderson are goofy right handed. Jake Donelly, Cody Mac are regular left handed. From my observation, most of the sickest skaters right now are either goofy lefthanded or regular righthanded. Just an observation.

    • megan

      May 7, 2019 10:13 pm

      yeah but i’m right handed and am goofy footed

    • yeah

      July 1, 2019 7:52 pm

      left handed regular

    • dickfart

      September 7, 2019 5:20 pm

      I love your scientific conclusion based on all the data you have gathered. However, if you were correct then only 10% of pros would be goofy, which isn’t true. Sorry bub.

      • boomboom

        March 15, 2021 2:43 pm

        That wouldn’t mean 10% of pros would be goofy and it’s obviously a rough estimate

    • Ellie

      May 19, 2024 9:57 am

      I totally get what you’re saying. Left/right handedness doesn’t necessarily influence whether you choose to skateboard/snowboard regular vs goofy BUT you tend to excel or do BETTER if left-goofy or right-regular. People can choose goofy while being right handed or pick regular when left handed – and we know many do – but they don’t typically become the best. 😁

  4. Sunqu Zen

    October 12, 2017 1:35 pm

    Increíble!! Muy buena publicación!

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