October 12, 2017/ / ARTICLES/ Comments: 55

Since the beginning of time, skateboarders have pondered one universal mystery: What makes you Goofy or Regular? Is it based on what hand you wipe your ass with? What leg you kick a ball with? How much milk you drank as a kid?

Rumor has it the term “goofy” itself comes from the 1937 Disney cartoon, “Hawaiian Holiday,” in which Goofy the dog surfs with his right paw forward, but it gives us no insight into what determines one’s stance.

Bi-stance-ual skaters like P. Rod tha God and Leandre Sanders, the Venice local who skates street regular but bowls goofy, have shown us that stance is something we can figure out, if only we try. So I put on my nerdiest glasses, dusted off my college diploma, and decided to see if I could crack the stance code.

(DISCLAIMER: Mongo pushers, being the black hole of wackiness that it is, could be neither tolerated by or included in this investigation. More importantly, I couldn’t find any mongo pushers to include in my studies.)

Does being right-handed or left-handed determine your skate stance?


Of the 4,000 skaters in the Skatepark of Tampa Database, about half are goofy (44%) and half are regular (56%). But this near equality between skate stances doesn’t align with statistics on handedness. According to Scientific American, 90% of people are right-handed.

I even conducted a *highly scientific* survey to examine the handedness link. After talking to six left-handed skaters about their stances, five said they were regular and one said he was goofy. So right-handed skaters aren’t always regular footed, and left-handed skaters aren’t always goofy footed. Myth busted, motherfuckers!

But if handedness has nothing to do with skate stance, and someone like Leandre can skate both goofy and regular, I wondered if stance might not even be a bodily predisposition. Thankfully, someone wrote a book on the topic. In Laterality: Exploring the Enigma of Left-Handedness, Dr. Clare Porac explains that most people use their right foot for action tasks, like kicking a ball, and their left foot for stability tasks, like standing on one leg. However, these categories are malleable.

Riverdancers, for instance, are required to stand on their left legs and kick with their right legs. It’s just part of the dance. But after enough time standing on their left feet, Riverdancers whose left feet are usually their “action” feet end up finding their “action” and “stability” feet becoming switched. Meaning if they used to kick a ball with their left foot and balance on their right foot, now they prefer to use their right foot to kick and their left to stand.

Could that mean something in our footedness holds the clue to our stance?

Does your “action” foot determine your stance?


In her book, Porac cites a common statistic that 85% of people have a right “action” foot. However, the method for testing a person’s “action” footedness doesn’t involve skating. The easiest test consists of kicking a soccer ball. So 85% of people might prefer to kick with their right foot, but, obviously, not 85% of skateboarders push regular (with their right foot).

Because I’m such a nerd I decided to conduct another *scientific* survey, this time about footedness. Of the 45 skaters who completed my survey, 44% of them said they were goofy footed. This was right in line with Skate Park of Tampa’s database numbers and demonstrated that a skater’s “action” foot isn’t always the same as his pushing foot.

So if your “action” foot doesn’t determine your stance, could your “stability” foot be responsible? Luckily I included that in my last *scientific* survey as well.

Does your “stability” foot determine your stance?

Most likely.

Of the 45 skaters in my survey, the regular footed ones said they always used their left feet for “stability” tasks, like balancing on one foot. Another test that determines which foot is your preferred “support foot” is thinking about which foot you use to support yourself on when getting up onto a table or stool. Most of the goofy footed skaters said they used their right feet for “stability” tasks, but a good number of them said they had no preference between their right or left feet for doing “stability” tasks.

These findings are far from conclusive, but they do suggest that the foot you prefer to stand on for support tasks will usually be your front foot on your board.

Where to go from here?

The two takeaways from my loosly “scientific” endeavors are:

1. As expected, stance is not based on random chance. There’s a reason we all feel a preference about our feet positioning the first time we jump on a board, and you should be able to figure out the origin of your stance by seeing which foot you’re more comfortable balancing on. Or you can apply the classic “push test” on your unsuspecting homies to figure out their stances.

2. Stance isn’t permanent. If you really want to change your stance from regular to goofy or from goofy to regular, or even be truly stanceless, you can. Just like the fucking Riverdancers, with equal and deliberate practice skating in both stances early on, you could become a stanceless anomaly like Leandre (and get co-oped by the Olympics).


  1. Dr. Shitforbrains

    October 12, 2017 2:44 pm

    Haha, such a good article. Stance also has to do with physiological factors and fitness(not gym fitness, biological fitness), like competition, which is why so many siblings skate with the opposite foot. When it comes down to it, everything about who you(conscious and unconscious) is gonna play a factor, fuck that’s gnarly.

  2. Lucas

    October 12, 2017 2:57 pm

    I hope to see a stanceless competitor in the olympics. Would be crazy.

  3. ben

    October 12, 2017 3:03 pm

    Interesting! I wonder if it goes the other way too. Like, a person who has no preference for their stability foot starts skating for a while and then develops the stability preference later. You’d have to test people before they started skating and then again after.

    Or you could survey skaters to see how many of them have a strong preference for their stability foot (you said some don’t), and then do the same with non-skaters. If skaters tend to have a stronger preference, perhaps skating builds that preference or people who already have a preference tend to find skating more fun for some reason and so keep at it, creating self selection bias.

  4. Banksandledges

    October 12, 2017 8:45 pm

    Clearly it’s soley based on what leg you put in first when getting dressed. Goofy footers use their right foot.

    • wiilliam

      June 1, 2023 10:39 am

      i started skatenoarding before i started surfing when i first started surfing i was goofy but when i was kearning i was going left grabing rail as a regular foot i kick the ball with my right and i cant oush the skateboard mongo stance or ride skayeboard regulat foot i feel that i need my strong foot as balance and kick with my weak foot i also snowboard goofy i feek that i am stuck in a odd paradigm and maybe i should try re learning to surf goofy even though it would feel like starting all over again but when i was a kid i was surfing goofy but changed to regular foot because i felt more comfortable and if i kick a ball its going to be my backfoot to me as far as sufing goes not to many people do what i do i know that Gabriel medina surf goofy foot but skateboards as a regular foot

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