STREET BUMS: DO AND DON’T
Do anything you want with your local hobo....except give them any money. Fuck that.
INTRODUCING: SK8 CONTEST VISION GOGGLES
Tired of going to skate spots and not knowing what the winning skateboard tricks are? Want the fame, glory, and drink sponsorships?
STREET KIDS ARE ASSHOLES
What happens when suburban white guys take tribal worship too far? Street kids. Who are street kids? They’re assholes.
PLUS SIZE SKATEBOARDING
Bein' bigger is hard: you break more boards, you slam harder, and gettin laid can be a bitch
PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER LOOKALIKES PT.3
Some more for the collection....
THE JENKEM GUIDE TO BONER CONCEALMENT
Hide your boner with ease!
PEOPLE THAT PISS ME OFF: THE “CONCERNED CITIZEN”
No booze in the park. No skating on sidewalks. No loud music. No late shows. No fun.
76 YEAR OLD GRAMPA STILL SHREDDIN
You just hope he doesn't fall and shatter into a million pieces
PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER LOOKALIKES
They look so god damn like the same person. I would say to them, "you want ice cream cone?" Both of them say yes. Shiggity shiggity shwa.