Did people used to make fun of you because you skateboarded? Parents and teachers tell you that it was all just a big waste of time? Well that changes right now, because today you are now officially a Professional skateboarder! (Well, at least on the internet).
Yup, with the help of our friend Arthur Sousa, we picked out five different iconic boards from different eras and tech’d them out to make them customizable. So go in there and fuck around with ’em, and make sure to celebrate by posting on your middle school principal’s wall, just to let them know you’re pro as fuck now!
MUSKA SHORTYS SILHOUETTE (1997)
HOSOI RISING SUN SIMS DECK (1982)
ENJOI WEIGER TRIBUTE
TOY MACHINE FISTS DECK (1995)
FUCKING AWESOME CLASS PICTURE (2013)
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