LEFT ON READ: NICOLE HAUSE

Here’s a conclusion I came to recently. Your best friends are the ones you send memes back and forth with.

Fuck, that would make a great Hallmark card.

But come on, think about it. There’s no quicker way to develop jokes, learn someone’s humor and develop close friendships. Here lies the origins of Left On Read, an interview series where we creep through one of our friends’ phones.

I’m talking notes, camera roll, search histories, movie recommendations, memes, and more.

Today, we’ve unlocked Nicole Hause’s phone. You’ve seen her clips in Real videos, Nike related projects, and maybe even seen her face off against Nora. Oh yeah, and she just released her own podcast last week. Enjoy the scroll, and a little secret, her phone password is 42069. Jk, we didn’t get that intel, but we got everything else!

If I get a clip for Instagram that shit’s going on Instagram [laughs]. But I’ve got two clips filmed on a Red camera that never got used.

This is going to make me sound like a mainstream bitch, but I like the Chelsea Handler Podcast. It’s really funny. People call in with their problems and she answers them straight up.

I’m hyped on creatine right now [laughs]. It keeps me from getting sore. It’s a secret. It’s really good for women, like more women should take it. I don’t have the doctor lingo, but I work out four times a week for this ACL injury, and I’ve barely been sore. I think it’s all the creatine.

I’ve been listening to old Schoolboy Q, like I was listening to “Hands on the Wheel” today. But I’m all over the map. I was on a 70s kick recently, like Fleetwood Mac, Elton John and Abba.

It’s so bad. It’s not really even a bail, it’s a slam. I heard through the grapevine that the ledge is gone now. I never got the clip. I stuck it, but the ground was so bad there that I got pitched forward right away. I should have landed it.

Post Malone’s hometown. Post Malone has gone full country. He’s talking Southern, and I was so confused, like his accent changed. It turns out he was born in Syracuse, NY and then moved to Grapevine, Texas when he was ten. So ok, he’s valid I guess.

And then Coachella tickets and Supreme. I have to look at what’s going on in Supreme to see if I need anything held back [laughs].

I saw this one a while ago, but it is totally me. People are always like, “Can you drop off that Nicole?” and I’m like, “Fuuuuck, I’ll try.”

Riley Pavey’s Instagram has been popping off. People probably know about that but he’s really been bringing some funny content. A smaller artist that is really sick who I follow is Paris Texas. They don’t really post anything, but people should follow them.

Halloween 2020. I was Avril Lavine, Nora [Vasconcellos] was Gwen Stefani, and Jill [Perkins] was Kesha. This photo really captures us so well. It was an iconic night, we had fun as you can see.

One of my first drop ins on vert. It was at Lake Owen, which was this camp in Wisconsin. All the little gymnasts are there watching me. I had some Nike Dunks on, my swim trunks, and that’s an Adio shirt that I was obsessed with.

This photo is from Vegas. We were all walking down the strip, and I was smoking weed, and Batman and Deadpool wanted a photo. I think it was actually a video, but we didn’t want to buy the video, so Nora took a photo of me blowing smoke. I love smoking photos, it’s one of my favorites, especially when I’m already high I get all excited like, “I’m gonna blow O’s, I’m gonna blow O’s [laughs].”

Lioness is a new one, it’s about this CIA agent. I just finished Breaking Bad for the first time. And Temptation Island. It’s a dating shows, but maybe the most fucked one. It’s sad too though, because the girls never do anything sketchy and the guys are over there fucking girls in the shower and shit [laughs].

The Heat. The Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy movie. That’s my type of movie. I’m a simple gal, I like a good chuckle. Also Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore because I love Adam Sandler.

I’m a big reader, but not fantasy and fiction, mainly self help/mental books. Back in the day Untethered Soul helped me. If you’ve got problems, this one helps you learn to let them go. It has a horse on the cover, but it has nothing to do with horses. It helps you change the way you think about things.

Unfortunately, it’s on Amazon. I bought birdseed, because I feed the birds outside my window. They eat so much, it’s honestly crazy. I have to cut them off.

Slams. Parties. Shoes [laughs]. I have no idea, that’s just my existence.

Interview texter: Ben Komins
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