Dear delusional German brothers,
Your plastic juggling stool is not an extreme sport. It does not look cool. No words can explain the pain and second hand embarrassment I have to endure to watch this entire clip. Half shitty juggling, half sitting and 100% eXtreme, you have managed to create one of the lamest products ever, outdoing soap shoes, Nickleback and longboarding. Listening to that horrible German pop punk band makes me hope that you crush your nuts on your next “trick”.
Sincerely,
The rest of the world
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April 4, 2014 8:32 pm
Long boarding is awesome ive seen someone kickflip a sector 9 which i thought was impossible
April 21, 2014 9:59 pm
Sick Ender!
July 7, 2014 2:03 pm
HOCK N ROLL!!!
August 13, 2015 7:12 pm
The negative, condescending tone of this article is 100 times lamer than the video. Raise your editorial standards Jenkem.