Dear delusional German brothers,
Your plastic juggling stool is not an extreme sport. It does not look cool. No words can explain the pain and second hand embarrassment I have to endure to watch this entire clip. Half shitty juggling, half sitting and 100% eXtreme, you have managed to create one of the lamest products ever, outdoing soap shoes, Nickleback and longboarding. Listening to that horrible German pop punk band makes me hope that you crush your nuts on your next “trick”.
Sincerely,
The rest of the world
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July 7, 2011 2:54 pm
Damn dude, hockin’n’rollin with so many foot drags
August 6, 2013 7:24 pm
a defensive toe-drag has a bigger margin for error but will ultimately to decided by our referee: resurrected hitler
July 21, 2011 6:06 am
dude, im from Germany and i never heard of that shit.
good thing the german skatescene is crowing and crowing in the last 5, 6 years.
dont take everthing serious.
August 15, 2015 10:21 am
caw caw
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October 15, 2016 7:25 pm
Totally-I am from America and if the rest of the world judged us by what a small faction of our society does-well, I think I don’t need to explain that one…..
August 13, 2011 4:31 pm
geht mal lieber skaten!
February 12, 2014 3:22 pm
Put a plastic dick on one of the sides and re film the video……. ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!