Dear delusional German brothers,
Your plastic juggling stool is not an extreme sport. It does not look cool. No words can explain the pain and second hand embarrassment I have to endure to watch this entire clip. Half shitty juggling, half sitting and 100% eXtreme, you have managed to create one of the lamest products ever, outdoing soap shoes, Nickleback and longboarding. Listening to that horrible German pop punk band makes me hope that you crush your nuts on your next “trick”.
Sincerely,
The rest of the world
Related Posts
-
LIBERATING SKATE SPOTS WITH THE KNOB BUSTER
Meet the masked hero who is unknobbing spots all across Los Angeles for skaters to enjoy.
-
VISITING THE TWO HABIBIS BEHIND CARPET COMPANY
Meet Ayman and Osama, two Egyptian brothers who run their hand-printed board and clothing brand out of an old townhouse in Baltimore.
-
JENK TV: KING’S GUIDE TO LIFE
For our first episode, we took a local teenager jewelry shopping and listened to his plans to get rich off skating.
-
PREMIERE: “LOCAL EXPRESS” FRIENDS MONTAGE
Check out this friends montage from one of the year's best independent skate flicks. They're probably a lot better than your friends.
-
JENKEM LABS: WE TRIED TO MAKE OUR OWN SKATE WHEELS
It turns out any idiot can buy liquid urethane online and try to pour their own skateboard wheel.
-
HANGING OUT WITH… SUNNY SULJIC
We went to a sketchy psychic to see what they could predict about the talented skater and actor.
-
WATCH BAO NGUYEN AND TROY GIPSON IN “GENESIS 2
Watch the parts and peep the mini Q+A with the mind behind Genesis 2, Ian Ostrowski.
-
TONY HAWK DISSECTS HIS MOST ICONIC (AND CRINGY) TV ADS
Who could forget Bagel Boy?
July 7, 2011 2:54 pm
Damn dude, hockin’n’rollin with so many foot drags
August 6, 2013 7:24 pm
a defensive toe-drag has a bigger margin for error but will ultimately to decided by our referee: resurrected hitler
July 21, 2011 6:06 am
dude, im from Germany and i never heard of that shit.
good thing the german skatescene is crowing and crowing in the last 5, 6 years.
dont take everthing serious.
August 15, 2015 10:21 am
caw caw
caw caw
caw caw
caw caw
October 15, 2016 7:25 pm
Totally-I am from America and if the rest of the world judged us by what a small faction of our society does-well, I think I don’t need to explain that one…..
August 13, 2011 4:31 pm
geht mal lieber skaten!
February 12, 2014 3:22 pm
Put a plastic dick on one of the sides and re film the video……. ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!