76 YEAR OLD GRAMPA STILL SHREDDIN
You just hope he doesn't fall and shatter into a million pieces
PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER LOOKALIKES
They look so god damn like the same person. I would say to them, "you want ice cream cone?" Both of them say yes. Shiggity shiggity shwa.
INTERVIEW WITH ZIGRAM23 AKA SHANE O’NEILL
We talk to biotech robo-cyborg ZIGRAM23, better known to the public as Australian technical skateboarder "Shane O'Neill"
GERMAN EXTREME SITTING TAKES ACTION SPORTS MARKET BY A STORM
Makes me never want to go back to Germany....
THREE SKATERS EVERYONE PRETENDS TO LIKE MORE THAN THEY ACTUALLY DO
ACHTUNG: Saying you like these 3 skateboarders does not make you any cooler
ANOTHER STONED REVIEW: TOREY PUDWILL’S “BIG BANG” JULY 4TH PLAN B PART
Cold Pizza gets stoned as usual and reviews Torey Pudwill's "Big Bang" before it even comes out.
A STONED REVIEW OF “NOT ANOTHER TRANSWORLD VIDEO”
Cold Pizza gets stoned, watches "Not Another Transworld Video" and writes about it. Disregard for punctuation and spelling errors included.
INTERVIEW WITH BRANDON NOVAK FROM HIS PENNSYLVANIA JAIL CELL
We write letters snail mail to Brandon Novak in his Pennsylvania cell and talk about jerking off in jail, skateboard tricks, pickup advice and his invisible friend, Minson.
FIVE ALTERNATIVES TO THE CHURCH OF CHRIST
Tired of sacrificing your Sundays to the Christian God? We've compiled a short list of alternatives for you to consider