"These little mindless internet clips, people forget about a second later. Who fucking gives a shit?"
Van Style's life so far reads like a teenager's wildest fantasy.
"If I got like a Mountain Dew sponsor, I would get that shit tattooed on my forehead."
I was hoping for some stories about crashing his dad's cars or partying in clubs with hot pantyless celebrities.
I called Jason up and harassed him for his first interview ever.
He pleasures himself to your old skate shoes and worn socks.
Interviewing Darrell Stanton started off relatively normal, until he asked me to give him $35,000 to answer one of the questions.
Check out this crazy sticker collection and feel like a giddy kid again.