THE JENKEM GUIDE TO BONER CONCEALMENT
Hide your boner with ease!
PEOPLE THAT PISS ME OFF: THE “CONCERNED CITIZEN”
No booze in the park. No skating on sidewalks. No loud music. No late shows. No fun.
76 YEAR OLD GRAMPA STILL SHREDDIN
You just hope he doesn't fall and shatter into a million pieces
PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER LOOKALIKES
They look so god damn like the same person. I would say to them, "you want ice cream cone?" Both of them say yes. Shiggity shiggity shwa.
INTERVIEW WITH ZIGRAM23 AKA SHANE O’NEILL
We talk to biotech robo-cyborg ZIGRAM23, better known to the public as Australian technical skateboarder "Shane O'Neill"
ANOTHER STONED REVIEW: TOREY PUDWILL’S “BIG BANG” JULY 4TH PLAN B PART
Cold Pizza gets stoned as usual and reviews Torey Pudwill's "Big Bang" before it even comes out.
A STONED REVIEW OF “NOT ANOTHER TRANSWORLD VIDEO”
Cold Pizza gets stoned, watches "Not Another Transworld Video" and writes about it. Disregard for punctuation and spelling errors included.
5 WORTHLESS SKATEBOARD PRODUCTS
Gimmicks that should have never been invented.
THE BEST OF JEREME ROGER’S TWITTER
Delusional. Kooky. Wierd. Entertaining.