Something arbitrary done repeatedly makes it a tradition, and traditions have meaning.

So in the interest of cooking up a chuckle at the end of the year and rewarding the kind of inane, dangerous, and embarrassing behavior we always want to see more of, we’re continuing our Skateboarding Superlatives for another year. (Feel free to spam yourself with year one and two here).

We thought long and hard about who to shame, celebrate, and reprimand, and we just hope we didn’t leave anyone out.

You might not agree or maybe even understand some of these awards (Ishod, your “2017 Hardest Nipples” trophy is still at the office), but all that matters is the slate is clean and ready to be debased again next year. Cheerio!

Biggest Tease

Mark Suciu

Best Personality Substitution

Cali Sober

Best doubles

The Penetration Cruiser

Most Likely to get lost at a gas station

Kevin Bradley

Most likely to end up in white collar prison

Mikey Taylor

Biggest Cans

Tyshawn

Longest Belt

Sammy Baca

Youngest youth

Rayssa Leal

Most Cells

P-Rod

Comments

  1. Hermione Granger

    December 31, 2019 1:07 pm

    Well that was shit.

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  2. skatebeer

    December 31, 2019 2:12 pm

    I demand a cell recount.

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  3. Reverse burnout

    December 31, 2019 5:19 pm

    What the hell sorta last minute job is this?

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  4. Fan

    December 31, 2019 5:30 pm

    White collar jail was perfect

    Reply