A couple months ago, while scrolling through the depressing wasteland that is Instagram, we came across a kid with a massive Monster Energy® logo tatted right in the middle of his chest. We had no idea if the 1×1 ft. toxic-green “M” tattoo was part of some new viral challenge, or if this kid was genuinely a fan of the heinous logo. He even went to Nyjah’s birthday party (on the condition that he remain shirtless the whole night), and supposedly made a deal with some Monster® reps there.

Eventually we said fuck it and when we were out in LA last week, we met up to learn more. What we found was a true Monster® monster.

Monster Kid® is 110% committed to the green stuff. He fell in love with Monster® at first sip, and he’s since dedicated his life to being the first kid to go pro exclusively for Monster®.

He doesn’t have a job, he doesn’t skate street, and he doesn’t care if he has a heart attack before he turns 25. Monster® or die, pretty much.

Comments

  1. Need a marketing manager

    January 10, 2019 1:16 pm

    If this man doesn’t get sponsored.. there is no hope in the world

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  2. USA! USA!

    January 10, 2019 1:17 pm

    Only in USA ladies and Gentleman

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    • J-roc666

      February 2, 2019 5:15 pm

      There is a dude with porn site logos tattooed all over him . I wanna say he’s from Russia. Not for sure. I don’t feel like googling on a lame subject .

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  3. SRSLY

    January 10, 2019 6:16 pm

    If this kid loves Monster this much, just wait until he tries crystal meth.

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  4. Prez the Apprentice Comacho™

    January 10, 2019 8:28 pm

    The boy is filled with electrolytes. The thing that plants crave.

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