Since Avril Lavigne’s classic hit “Sk8er Boy” first showed skateboarders could be desirable mates, skaters’ lovability has maxxxed out. Just carrying a skateboard today will get you thirsty looks and occasional catcalls. Girls love it, guys love it, everyone loves skateboarders (or at least they think they do).

In an effort to help skateboarders capitalize on their exoticism, we came up with the first (and only) blind dating show that pairs skaters with non-skaters. Follow along as one skater and one normie awkwardly navigate the space between true romance and reality TV.

Whether you skate or don’t, you may catch a glimpse of yourself in these contestants and feel the urge to find a love of your own.

For episode five of “Date A Sk8er,” we set up Chachi Maserati of Bronze with Abby, a fashion stylist, and let them wander the bars around Jenkem HQ. A match made in heaven, or the date from hell? Watch to find out…

Wanna be our next participant?
If you live in / can get to the NYC area, send a short profile video explaining why we should set you up to: staff@jenkemmag.com
All gender identities and sexual orientations welcome!

Comments

  1. Tyler Jimenez

    October 17, 2018 1:13 pm

    Holy mother of douchery. That was fucked up.

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  2. JP

    October 17, 2018 3:03 pm

    Surely you guys knew how bad this idea was in theory. Now that you’ve seen it in practice, what in the holy fork is your excuse for continually going through with this?

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  3. sensitive banger

    October 17, 2018 5:25 pm

    As a skater dude that respects women, I’ve yet to see one of these broads I couldn’t bag. Seriously…intellectual, respectful and not too bad looking. These guys (sans black dave) are embarrassing for skateboarding and men in general. No wonder I throw D every time I’m in NYC. Look at the goddamn competition.

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  4. skeet

    October 17, 2018 6:10 pm

    Damn Chachi, ya blew it!

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