Year-end compilation lists are an arbitrary ritual usually reserved for lesser publications. However, we felt skateboarding had a hell of a year this year.

In 2017, Bam Margera came back, Instagram made skateboarding more random and critical than ever, and if the never-ending evolution of tricks became too much for you, we remembered you can choose not to skate, whenever you want. We want to celebrate and ridicule these inane accomplishments in the bestest, most over the toppest way possible. So we present to you, Jenkem’s definitive list of 2017 superlatives.


Biggest Loss

Bam’s weight

Instagram of the year (IOTY)

Osiris


Softest Beef

Andy Roy vs Steve “Birdo” Guisinger

Worst Trend

Doing tricks “late”

Barely Making It

Sinner


Hardest Nipples

Ishod Wair

Wettest Kickflip

Christian Maalouf

Sluttiest Sponsor

Nike

Most Teeth

Jamie Foy

Most Memorable Hill Bomb

Jake Phelps

Biggest Come Up

Women in skateboarding

Comments

  1. HR Norm

    December 29, 2017 1:40 pm

    Classic. Jenkem thank you for still holding it down, been a fan since 2010. Living with the boys in Barcelona with a busted toilet, we saw your “Bieber” cover and it was on. Jenkem mixes are the best. Cheers to a happy new year!

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  2. Sinner's Father

    December 29, 2017 1:51 pm

    Where is the full video with Sinner and Loy partying. I need it.

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  3. The dentist

    December 29, 2017 2:32 pm

    I’m pretty sure Biebel should have won the teeth award. Did you see his new teeth?! Fucking terrifying.

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  4. fashionably late

    December 29, 2017 3:47 pm

    That Sinner gif is great but why are late tricks a bad thing?

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    • Rubish sheep

      December 29, 2017 5:11 pm

      Cause ya look lazy and like you don’t really know how to do the trick, now late body varial is different no disrespect there but the gif they showed is what I’m talking about

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