STREET BUMS: DO AND DON’T
Do anything you want with your local hobo....except give them any money. Fuck that.
SKATEBOARD PRODUCTS YOU WON’T SEE ANYTIME SOON
The skate industry seems confident enough in its own identity to allow for the occasional gimmick or inappropriate sponsorship, but I don't think we will be seeing these anytime soon...
PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER LOOKALIKES
They look so god damn like the same person. I would say to them, "you want ice cream cone?" Both of them say yes. Shiggity shiggity shwa.
PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER LOOKALIKES PT.3
Some more for the collection....
BRYAN HERMAN – STAY GOLD (JENKEM REMIX)
This remix was done by a contributor known as "Wookienuts666" so based on the name alone you can probably guess what type of edit we are dealing with here: not too serious and slightly homoerotic.
INTRODUCING: THE ANTI-SNAKER
Are all the “good skaters” snaking you? Skating the obstacles any way they want, pushing you aside while you wait your turn.. to never come?
PLUS SIZE SKATEBOARDING
Bein' bigger is hard: you break more boards, you slam harder, and gettin laid can be a bitch
5 THINGS SKATERS DO THAT “NORMAL” PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND
I'm surprised more people don't think we are legitimate psychos...