1. Yo Flips
What started as an original style to do a 360 flip just exploded into the worst looking thing ever. The front foot catch isn’t even the problem here, it’s how that backfoot sprawls out, so you look like you are doing some magically gay karate kick. The worst types of people do this too. The dudes who are all worried about “steez” that go buy an overpriced Supreme hat and have 10 pairs of limited edition Supras at home.

2. Kickflip Sexchange
Anyone doing this trick over the age of 10 should just quit skating. It’s really that simple.

3. Nightmare flips
True story: Went to a crusty skatepark and had to deal with one of those kids who starts doing all these Youtube style tricks with horrible names, shit like: disco flips, dolphin flips…etc. As soon as he got to “nightmare flip” which is apparently a double varial flip, I just kept thinking, “WHY GOD WHY?!?” Kid should have been a rollerblader.

4. Slappy Nose Slides
You know the dudes that can’t really do a noseslide at all, so they put their front foot up all the way to the tip of the nose and tick tack onto the ledge? Yeah – I hope they die.

5. Willy Grinds
This “trick” shouldn’t have any other name except “I wish I could 50-50”.


  1. Jv

    March 20, 2012 7:30 pm

    lol at how they said for willys “I wish I could 50-50″. willys are harder than 5050s if ur not skating a curb and popping into it

  2. turtle

    March 23, 2012 11:52 am

    Im all about slappys but slappy noseslides are garbage.

  3. oops

    March 25, 2012 11:29 pm

    slappy noselides are so fuckin fun on ledges. not curbs but like mini walls also on my bumper.

  4. Ricky

    March 27, 2012 5:22 am

    Totally agree on #1 but the rest aren’t very common so who cares. Slappy nose slides are fun too.