Its happened to us all at some point in the endless hours spent finding the sweetest boner jams. While perusing through the vast seas of asses, titties, facials and anal, one has undoubtedly came across the ever mysterious squirting vagina. The same thought goes through everyone’s head, regardless if you’re male or female. What the FUCK is going on here? Is that real? You start looking for the hose they got hooked up to this trick’s vag and can’t find it. You’re like damn that’s some fancy camerawork for this hotel room porn site.

Well Ladies and Gentlemen, I was once a skeptic as well:

So I’m just gunna come out with it. I like eating pussy, and if you a dime you’re gunna reap the benefits. I recently was indulging in this girls roast beef sammy and could tell she was getting there so I went in for the kill. All of a sudden I get a super soaker to the face and I’m like, “Did this bitch just piss all over my face?”. I look up at her and shes all like, “I don’t know whats going on, I swear I didn’t just piss”. So I go in again, HARD. This time its like fucking yellowstone, seriously this broad’s pussy should have a gift shop.

Needless to say I kept this one around for a minute, that ain’t something you come by everyday and it just became progressively more and more. One time she busted and it leaked from my bed to form not only a pizza size stain on my bed, but a fucking PUDDLE at least 8inches in diameter on the floor.

The only drawback to this is trying to sleep in a bed that looks like this. Although its fun to point at it like you do when the dog pissed the floor like “LOOK WHAT YOU DID!”. Fucking bitches.


  1. Holdme

    July 22, 2011 11:26 am

    Real deal. Can be a pain if it happens on the regular because you have to keep changing the sheets or sleeping in a wet bed.

  2. Erin

    August 4, 2011 5:29 pm

    Maybe a mattresses cover might help

  3. C. Roach

    August 7, 2011 1:09 pm

    Nothing beats a blast of pussy liquid to the face to start your morning.

  4. C

    March 13, 2012 12:02 am



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