GERMAN EXTREME SITTING TAKES ACTION SPORTS MARKET BY A STORM



Dear delusional German brothers,
Your plastic juggling stool is not an extreme sport. It does not look cool. No words can explain the pain and second hand embarrassment I have to endure to watch this entire clip. Half shitty juggling, half sitting and 100% eXtreme, you have managed to create one of the lamest products ever, outdoing soap shoes, Nickleback and longboarding. Listening to that horrible German pop punk band makes me hope that you crush your nuts on your next “trick”.
Sincerely,
The rest of the world

Comments

  1. Mandrew Fack

    July 7, 2011 2:54 pm

    Damn dude, hockin’n'rollin with so many foot drags

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    • Germs Man

      August 6, 2013 7:24 pm

      a defensive toe-drag has a bigger margin for error but will ultimately to decided by our referee: resurrected hitler

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  2. Simon P

    July 21, 2011 6:06 am

    dude, im from Germany and i never heard of that shit.
    good thing the german skatescene is crowing and crowing in the last 5, 6 years.
    dont take everthing serious.

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  3. horst, horstensen

    August 13, 2011 4:31 pm

    geht mal lieber skaten!

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  4. Rorro

    February 12, 2014 3:22 pm

    Put a plastic dick on one of the sides and re film the video……. ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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