Mark Gonzales: Want to commit a travesty and be shunned by fellow skateboarders? Say something bad about Mark Gonzales. Actually it doesn’t even have to be bad, just next time Mark is brought up, be like, “yeah, he’s ok…” Just by calling The Gonz “OK” will get people to flip the fuck out and talk about how he invented street skating and scribbly artwork. He’s one of those dudes that people automatically know they should say they like regardless of whether or not they know anything about them, kinda like Radiohead or Bob Dylan.


Jason Lee: Another dude who was killing it while you were busy pooping your pants. Anyone under the age of twenty something that claims Jason Lee is their favorite skater is probably lying. The only reason these people rave about how awesome he is, is because they have seen him on TV, making big time screen appearances and oogle at the fact that they can tell people that he’s a former pro skater. They also love to prove to their parents that there is life after skateboarding other then doing drugs or becoming a team manager. Other then that, he has great style, lines and legendary backside flips but it’s not like people really care about this shit because it doesn’t score higher then a 9 on Street League.


Tom Penny: OK, so you saw this clip, where Rob Dyrdek rants and raves about how legendary Tom Penny is and how he “totally shut down this spot”. We know that Tom Penny in his hayday was amazing and is one of the most naturally gifted skateboarders ever. But just because he fucking killed it 10 years ago, doesn’t mean you have to be riding his dick hard in 2011. Translation: You are not any cooler if you like Tom Penny. Especially when his new footage looks like crusty b sides between bong hits. Fuck have you seen his recent shit? Nice N sloppy. What about Extremely Sorry? And you go on Slap and people are still like “LEGEND” or “THIS GUY CAN DO NO WRONG”. Buncha Zealots.
Words: James Lee

Comments

  1. Justin

    August 7, 2012 6:47 pm

    Wow,There’s nothing wrong with Pennys part in extremely sorry,I’ve been skating for 16 yrs. and Penny has always killed it.You’re a douchbag,nice and sloppy? How about you go film your nose manny tre flips and we’ll see how sloppy yours are. You couldn’t hold a candle to Penny so shut the fuck up you sound stupid.

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  2. Joshua Green

    August 14, 2012 7:54 pm

    dissing the way tom penny skates now shows that you dont understand skateboarding at all . Hes old and piled he can still rick flip a double set im sure you cant do that . Its ignorant that people havent understood that skateboarding is all about style . And if you dont like these guys it means you dont understand skateboarding and your most likely a grom . I would rather watch the gonz boardslide pop out a curb and or tom penny do a kickflip to fakie then anything in the street league Is anyone not noticing that skateboarding is getting worse its turning into some chongo sport .

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  3. CRG

    October 7, 2012 4:27 am

    This article sucks and this website is crap.

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  4. Fuck you

    October 24, 2012 12:38 pm

    I think this is all bullshit, everyone likes mark because he is a great all around skater, he put it in his mad work when he was younger and people recognize it. Yea there are some kids who don’t know shit but what ever at least theyr trying to like something cool. I could care less about Jason lee, he rips but don’t ever talk shit on TP! He is a straight g and if his skatin got a little lazy it’s because yeah he is living the life smoking herb and skating what he wants. The dude has the sickest switch gs flips and skates tranny so naturally. This post or article is bullshit fuck who wrote it.

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