VANILLA ICE – ICE ICE BABY 2001
“What do the kids like these days?”
“Skateboards, I think. Also babes, fur coats, and people lunging aggressively at the camera.”
“Ok. Order a bunch of those things.”
CHILDREN OF BODOM – WAS IT WORTH IT
Chris Cole skating, flaming skateboards and shredtastic metal solos. A 14 year old’s wet dream.
MAYLENE AND THE SONS OF DISASTER – DARKEST OF KIN
The problem with all these Christian and straightedge bands is that they are always trying to prove that they can still be more punk/xtreme/tough/crazy than you even tho they don’t drink or smoke. It’s like a dude that goes out and buys a Ferrari to hide the fact that he has a microdick.
JAY Z – YOUNG FOREVER
What we got for the Blueprint 3?
A recycled 80′s hook along with shots of urban black youth squinting at the camera and doing trendy things like breakdancing, streetball, skateboarding and you occasionally rapping.
SICK PUPPIES – ODD ONE
This music video features an Australian radio rock band randomly performing at a skatepark mixed in with a story about a mutant girl that burns anything she touches so she permanently has to wear dish washing gloves. Someone please get these guys a director who isn’t smoking crack.
SUM 41 – FAT LIP
90′s pop punk checklist
- Spiked Hair (Bleached or dyed)
- Band rocking out in unison
- Crazy crowd surf/moshpit shot
- Band being “stupid” together clip
- Random skateboard bails
- Make millions then disappear into oblivion
INTERCOOLER – YOUR NOT GONNA HURT US AGAIN
I love skateboarding as much as you do, but if you’re using a sausage as a fingerboard and skating a halfpipe made of mash potatoes you’re either 4 years old or a fucking moron.