"I'm 19, but my joints are all of 69 years old."
They look so god damn like the same person. I would say to them, "you want ice cream cone?" Both of them say yes. Shiggity shiggity shwa.
Alien Workshop proudly welcomes its newest addition to the professional team.
"I wanna do Michael Jackson epic with my music," Jereme Rogers tells me as we discuss the artist's plans, fucking 1000 bitches and Selfish Skateboards in this latest interview.
Skateboard nerds: We need to talk.