“What type of deck setup do you have?

TRANSLATION: Can I see your penis?

“Damn! Was that switch or regular?”

TRANSLATION: Do you like it in the pooper?

“I’m totally over it.”

TRANSLATION: I couldn’t land it to begin with but I look cool trying right?

“There’s not enough runup dude!”

TRANSLATION: I’m a pussy.

“I’ve been skateboarding forever. I just do it for the love, yaknow?”

TRANSLATION: I am embarrassed because I just lost in S.K.A.T.E to a 10 year old.

“Sorry I am late dude, was watching the new Berrics clip online.”

TRANSLATION: Sorry, I was jerking off.

“Yo dude, the new exclusive online video part is so gnar, Koston does a 270 lipslide on the small rail and then a switch varial flip down the 7 set, first try dude. It’s after the bigger flip on the pyramid.”

TRANSLATION: I have a lot of friends.

“Yo I would have totally landed the trick if my board didn’t break dude.”

TRANSLATION: Thank god my board broke.

“Fuck! I get this trick like first try all the time WHAT THE FUCK”

TRANSLATION: Please God, let me land this trick next try. Please. I told him I could do it. PleasePleasePleasePleasePlease.

“I can ride you know, I never got into doing any tricks but I can ride a skateboard like down the street.”

TRANSLATION: Wanna Fuck?

Comments

  1. Ronnie

    October 14, 2015 6:52 pm

    I’ve read all this with a heavy homosexual undertone.

    Reply
  2. some guy

    July 16, 2016 2:53 pm

    ““SORRY I AM LATE DUDE, WAS WATCHING THE NEW BERRICS CLIP ONLINE.”
    TRANSLATION: Sorry, I was jerking off.”
    Sounds like me.

    Reply

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