“What type of deck setup do you have?

TRANSLATION: Can I see your penis?

“Damn! Was that switch or regular?”

TRANSLATION: Do you like it in the pooper?

“I’m totally over it.”

TRANSLATION: I couldn’t land it to begin with but I look cool trying right?

“There’s not enough runup dude!”

TRANSLATION: I’m a pussy.

“I’ve been skateboarding forever. I just do it for the love, yaknow?”

TRANSLATION: I am embarrassed because I just lost in S.K.A.T.E to a 10 year old.

“Sorry I am late dude, was watching the new Berrics clip online.”

TRANSLATION: Sorry, I was jerking off.

“Yo dude, the new exclusive online video part is so gnar, Koston does a 270 lipslide on the small rail and then a switch varial flip down the 7 set, first try dude. It’s after the bigger flip on the pyramid.”

TRANSLATION: I have a lot of friends.

“Yo I would have totally landed the trick if my board didn’t break dude.”

TRANSLATION: Thank god my board broke.

“Fuck! I get this trick like first try all the time WHAT THE FUCK”

TRANSLATION: Please God, let me land this trick next try. Please. I told him I could do it. PleasePleasePleasePleasePlease.

“I can ride you know, I never got into doing any tricks but I can ride a skateboard like down the street.”



  1. Remyy

    July 26, 2011 5:46 pm

    Merci, je me suis permis d’utiliser votre article sur mon blog.

  2. BallsackMcGhee

    November 6, 2012 3:18 pm

    “Wanna play S.K.A.T.E?”

    TRANSLATION: ” Hey dude, I know I’m better than you, So let me fuck you up and make you re-think what trick you should learn next…”

  3. Fah_q

    December 1, 2012 5:08 am

    So apparently all skaters are wigger faggots, and I’m out of the loop… I’m assuming that who ever wrote this sucks, spends alot of time online, and lives with his mother.

  4. benny from the block

    February 22, 2015 6:55 pm

    I suck I spend alot of time online and I live with my mother. All hail.jenkem! The struggle.is real

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