“What type of deck setup do you have?
TRANSLATION: Can I see your penis?
“Damn! Was that switch or regular?”
TRANSLATION: Do you like it in the pooper?
“I’m totally over it.”
TRANSLATION: I couldn’t land it to begin with but I look cool trying right?
“There’s not enough runup dude!”
TRANSLATION: I’m a pussy.
“I’ve been skateboarding forever. I just do it for the love, yaknow?”
TRANSLATION: I am embarrassed because I just lost in S.K.A.T.E to a 10 year old.
“Sorry I am late dude, was watching the new Berrics clip online.”
TRANSLATION: Sorry, I was jerking off.
“Yo dude, the new exclusive online video part is so gnar, Koston does a 270 lipslide on the small rail and then a switch varial flip down the 7 set, first try dude. It’s after the bigger flip on the pyramid.”
TRANSLATION: I have a lot of friends.
“Yo I would have totally landed the trick if my board didn’t break dude.”
TRANSLATION: Thank god my board broke.
“Fuck! I get this trick like first try all the time WHAT THE FUCK”
TRANSLATION: Please God, let me land this trick next try. Please. I told him I could do it. PleasePleasePleasePleasePlease.
“I can ride you know, I never got into doing any tricks but I can ride a skateboard like down the street.”
TRANSLATION: Wanna Fuck?
10 EXCEPTIONAL SKATEBOARD TRICKS… ON DRUGS
Skateboarders navigate life much like they've learned to navigate the streets on their skateboards, largely by trial and error.
MEET THE MAN WHO SKATED 700 MILES
This guy puts longboarders to shame.
JENKEM MIX 18: THPS
To everyone still trying to get their special meter glowing, this one’s for y’all!
AN INTERVIEW WITH KEELAN DADD AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
Sharing girls, leaving DGK and his $10,000 a month sponsorship.
LOCALS: BUILDING NYC’S NOTORIOUS DIY SPOTS WITH JERRY MRAZ
Whether you know it or not, you have probably seen or skated a spot built by Jerry Mraz