“What type of deck setup do you have?
TRANSLATION: Can I see your penis?
“Damn! Was that switch or regular?”
TRANSLATION: Do you like it in the pooper?
“I’m totally over it.”
TRANSLATION: I couldn’t land it to begin with but I look cool trying right?
“There’s not enough runup dude!”
TRANSLATION: I’m a pussy.
“I’ve been skateboarding forever. I just do it for the love, yaknow?”
TRANSLATION: I am embarrassed because I just lost in S.K.A.T.E to a 10 year old.
“Sorry I am late dude, was watching the new Berrics clip online.”
TRANSLATION: Sorry, I was jerking off.
“Yo dude, the new exclusive online video part is so gnar, Koston does a 270 lipslide on the small rail and then a switch varial flip down the 7 set, first try dude. It’s after the bigger flip on the pyramid.”
TRANSLATION: I have a lot of friends.
“Yo I would have totally landed the trick if my board didn’t break dude.”
TRANSLATION: Thank god my board broke.
“Fuck! I get this trick like first try all the time WHAT THE FUCK”
TRANSLATION: Please God, let me land this trick next try. Please. I told him I could do it. PleasePleasePleasePleasePlease.
“I can ride you know, I never got into doing any tricks but I can ride a skateboard like down the street.”
TRANSLATION: Wanna Fuck?