I'm surprised more people don't think we are legitimate psychos...
Remember, cool guys don't really skate, they just smoke cigs and silently judge everyone else that is.
"Only skaters can be trusted with the most important sphere of skating and we’ll do our best to ensure that we continue to run it."
This is how you test out a wheel.
Going to your local skateshop for the first time is almost like losing your virginity, it's pretty awkward and you don't really know what you are doing.