CHAD FERNANDEZ DRUNK “FIGHT” WITH BILLY ROHAN

What better a place to start a fight than Ybor City in Tampa, a long party street full of really drunk 20 somethings, slutty chicks and people looking to start shit as the bars are closing. Between Chad’s deadly drunken clothesline™, sweatshirt whip™ and tough guy t-shirt takeoff™ Chad should have won right away. Unluckily, he could barely stand up straight and Rohan could afford to pussyfoot around him and look like the cool bigger man.

Here’s Billy’s official explanation via VICE:

“I was up there in Ybor City and I went to say hello to my friends Kyle Berard and Mike Peterson, and Chad was there. He goes, “I’m going to kill you Rohan,” and started trying to fight me. I’m a lover, not a fighter, but I had to pull off my belt like Pootie Tang and say “Listen, I’m going to whoop you like a bad child if you don’t drop this shit right now.” He charged at me like a whirlwind and got smacked in the face with the belt. Then he tried again and I took off my fake Rolex and threw it in his face. It was hilarious, everyone thought it was a real Rolex. He kept trying to punch me and I kept moving out of the way, and in the end he landed on his face in the concrete. So I walked away and picked up a pile of police horse shit. When he came back up to me I asked if he wanted to make peace, but he said no so I smashed it in his face. All in all I’m sorry that Chad Fernandez fought himself because I never wanted to fight him. So I would like to publicly apologize to him for moving out of the way while he jumped onto his face.”


Words: James Lee
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Comments

  1. Justin:

    He got the best of that situation! horseshit in the face,that’s some shit right there!

  2. Rob Twink:

    Rohan is a little bitch. Please Chad, find him when you’re sober.

  3. Antonio:

    im proud not borned neither grew up in America, you are ALL FUCKIN CRAZY, fuckin comments of american people. you are the society, oon the top of the hill of shits societys
    SPAIN

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